Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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