Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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