is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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