Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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