i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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