ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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