I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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