No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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