IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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