Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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