were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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