I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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