Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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