wrigley field is MILF paradise
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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