What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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