Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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