Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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