i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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