On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize