A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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