My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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