You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize