some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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