these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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