hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Nice meating you last night
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I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
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There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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