i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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