heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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