Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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