Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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