what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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