I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
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He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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