She went from zero to smokin in five shots
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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