i would punch a child for taco bell
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The uberlube is also flammable
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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