Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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