HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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