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Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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