Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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