I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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