i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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