Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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