how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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