Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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