Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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