I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
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