Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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