Are we in a gay sports bar?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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