Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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