We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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