ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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