do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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I need to sanitize my soul.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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